Natastrophy

When a Natural Light is spilled at a bitching party

Dude Nate you spilled the Natty, What a Natastrophy. Dammit Nate

by bobcatspecial29 June 23, 2009

Natastrophe

The horrendous shit taken after a night of drinking Natural Light. Experienced by college kids too cheap to buy real beer every morning nationally.

Joe: Oh god dude, I just had the worst natastrophe.

Eric: I told you to not be a cheap ass and spend the extra two bucks to get some real beer.

Joe: Here it comes again . . (runs to bathroom)

by A.Mix November 12, 2009

catastrophy

Misspelling of 'catastrophe'. One of those scenarios when you know the word looks wrong, but you can't figure out what's wrong with it.

I mispelled 'catastrophy'.

by How Inane December 8, 2010

Nattastrophe

When one's case of Natural Light or Natural Ice beer is expired.

Dude, we've just had a nattastrophe! Quick, let's make a beer run!

by Robb B. December 23, 2008

Nattastrophobia

An anxiety disorder characterized by extreme fear of running out of Natty Light at any event or gathering, but most notably way too early in the night.

Example #1:
Good god, last night as the party was gettin legit, and I was gettin balls deep in Liz, I suffered from a nattastrophobia attack. I shoved that cock juggling thunder cunt to the floor and ran to the fridge ass naked to find six fresh cases. I love my roommates.

by Big Rabes April 10, 2009

Nutastrophy

When you sit down too quickly on a self lowering toilet seat and your large, swaying, impressive ballsack swings under the closing lid and your nutsack gets hella pinched.

Hey is McConnell coming? Nope, he tried to take a shit and got too impatient with the lid, old boy sat down and had a nutastrophy for real. No mo kids.

by Jeepsmash July 21, 2019

catastrophy

A trophy wife gone bad

He thought that he was marrying for love, but his young and pretty second wife turned out to be a catastrophy who was more interested in spending his money than in spending any time with him.

by Pamelot September 22, 2011