An anxiety disorder characterized by extreme
fear of running out of Natty
Light at any event or gathering, but most notably way too early in the
night.
Example #1:
Good god, last night as the party was gettin
legit, and I was gettin balls deep in
Liz, I suffered from a nattastrophobia attack. I shoved that cock juggling thunder cunt to the floor and ran to the fridge ass naked to find six
fresh cases. I love my roommates.