Example #1:
Good god, last night as the party was gettin legit, and I was gettin balls deep in Liz, I suffered from a nattastrophobia attack. I shoved that cock juggling thunder cunt to the floor and ran to the fridge ass naked to find six fresh cases. I love my roommates.
When you sit down too quickly on a self lowering toilet seat and your large, swaying, impressiveballsack swings under the closing lid and your nutsack gets hella pinched.
Hey is McConnell coming? Nope, he tried to take a shit and got too impatient with the lid, old boy sat down and had a nutastrophy for real. No mo kids.
He thought that he was marrying for love, but his young and pretty second wifeturned out to be a catastrophy who was more interested in spending his money than in spending any time with him.