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Paptastrophe

A but clenching moment which you cant quite hold any longer
I almost made it to the bog! Unfortunately I wasn't quick enough and had a paptastrophe on the staircase.
by R1opa September 21, 2009
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Faptastrophe

When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.
So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!
by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011
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pooptastrophe

when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.
OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!
by sgtvdub January 20, 2009
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pigtastrophe

a really big catastrophe or total clusterfuck; can also be used facetiously when someone is overreacting to an event that isn't really a big deal
ugh, I just sat in traffic for 3 hours because they're doing construction in the middle of rush hour. what a pigtastrophe!
by rational narcissist March 12, 2011
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pigtastrophe

A really big catastrophe. Often used facetiously, but can applied to any type of disaster, fiasco or clusterfuck.
Alas! We're lost in the middle of nowhere - what a pigtastrophe!
by fanfreluche March 2, 2011
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pooptastrophe

Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!

A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!
Sorry I'm late we had a POOPTASTROPHE!

Sorry we did not make it, one word: POOPTASTROPHE!
by MomaMis May 1, 2009
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Potastrophe

A catastrophe you have with your Pot
Mark ripping the last paper is a Potastrophe
by Iron Gump October 31, 2004
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