nextastrophe

When you come to understand that one company or person is a catastrophe waiting to happen, time after time, so you wait for it...their nextastrophe.

IMVU keeps rolling out what they think is great for their user base but it is just another nextastrophe.

by Notorious Chicka March 30, 2017

textastrophe

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

by dontTho September 21, 2016

Natastrophe

The horrendous shit taken after a night of drinking Natural Light. Experienced by college kids too cheap to buy real beer every morning nationally.

Joe: Oh god dude, I just had the worst natastrophe.

Eric: I told you to not be a cheap ass and spend the extra two bucks to get some real beer.

Joe: Here it comes again . . (runs to bathroom)

by A.Mix November 12, 2009

nerdtastrophe

any sort of minor event which causes a nerd to flip out, freak out, or generally over-react. the rest of the non-nerd population usually remains quite calm and unaffected by a nerdtastrophe

the sys admin was having a nerdtastrophe over the server shut-down.

by raqi syed July 8, 2007

textastrophe

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

Nattastrophe

When one's case of Natural Light or Natural Ice beer is expired.

Dude, we've just had a nattastrophe! Quick, let's make a beer run!

by Robb B. December 23, 2008

Natastrophe

When all the Natural (Natty) Light runs out at a party.

Last weekend at Johnny's house all those freshman showed up and totally ran the house dry, thus resulting in a Natastrophe

by Satchmo'money October 22, 2008