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textastrophe 

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!
textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016

Natastrophe 

The horrendous shit taken after a night of drinking Natural Light. Experienced by college kids too cheap to buy real beer every morning nationally.
Joe: Oh god dude, I just had the worst natastrophe.

Eric: I told you to not be a cheap ass and spend the extra two bucks to get some real beer.

Joe: Here it comes again . . (runs to bathroom)
Natastrophe by A.Mix November 12, 2009

nerdtastrophe 

any sort of minor event which causes a nerd to flip out, freak out, or generally over-react. the rest of the non-nerd population usually remains quite calm and unaffected by a nerdtastrophe
the sys admin was having a nerdtastrophe over the server shut-down.
nerdtastrophe by raqi syed July 8, 2007

textastrophe 

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.
I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.
textastrophe by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

Nattastrophe 

When one's case of Natural Light or Natural Ice beer is expired.
Dude, we've just had a nattastrophe! Quick, let's make a beer run!
Nattastrophe by Robb B. December 23, 2008

Natastrophe 

When all the Natural (Natty) Light runs out at a party.
Last weekend at Johnny's house all those freshman showed up and totally ran the house dry, thus resulting in a Natastrophe
Natastrophe by Satchmo'money October 22, 2008