yaptastrophe 

When someone talks so much that it becomes a disater for people's attention span.

"This is a yaptastrophe!"

yaptastrophe by neo_noen_neon August 18, 2024

yaptastrophe 

When someone talks so much to the point where it is a threat to people's attention span.

"This is a yaptastrophe!"

yaptastrophe by neo_noen_neon August 18, 2024

Faptastrophe 

When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.

So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!

Faptastrophe by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011

Paptastrophe 

A but clenching moment which you cant quite hold any longer

I almost made it to the bog! Unfortunately I wasn't quick enough and had a paptastrophe on the staircase.

Paptastrophe by R1opa September 21, 2009

Faptastrophe 

a catastrophe that happens during masturbation.

it was a faptastrophe man. I was making knuckle children, and my mom walked and i blew on her knee!

Faptastrophe by captainsusan February 28, 2013

naptastrophe 

an unplanned nap which results in an undesirable sleep schedule

After that naptastrophe, I couldn't get to sleep until 4am and staying at work the next day was near impossible.

naptastrophe by somniac August 31, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020