yaptastrophe 

When someone talks so much that it becomes a disater for people's attention span.

"This is a yaptastrophe!"

yaptastrophe by neo_noen_neon August 18, 2024

yaptastrophe 

When someone talks so much to the point where it is a threat to people's attention span.

"This is a yaptastrophe!"

yaptastrophe by neo_noen_neon August 18, 2024

Faptastrophe 

When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.

So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!

Faptastrophe by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011

Paptastrophe 

A but clenching moment which you cant quite hold any longer

I almost made it to the bog! Unfortunately I wasn't quick enough and had a paptastrophe on the staircase.

Paptastrophe by R1opa September 21, 2009

Faptastrophe 

a catastrophe that happens during masturbation.

it was a faptastrophe man. I was making knuckle children, and my mom walked and i blew on her knee!

Faptastrophe by captainsusan February 28, 2013

naptastrophe 

an unplanned nap which results in an undesirable sleep schedule

After that naptastrophe, I couldn't get to sleep until 4am and staying at work the next day was near impossible.

naptastrophe by somniac August 31, 2013