Faptastrophe 

When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.

So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!

Faptastrophe by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011

Faptastrophe 

a catastrophe that happens during masturbation.

it was a faptastrophe man. I was making knuckle children, and my mom walked and i blew on her knee!

Faptastrophe by captainsusan February 28, 2013

fatastrophe

When someone is so fat it is a catastrophe.

That's a fatastrophe!

fatastrophe by TurtleHDPokinU April 8, 2009

fratastrophe

A fraternity party that is totally screwed usually caused by bad planning, drunk freshman or lack of beer.

Man, did you see that party last night at SAE? It was a fratastrophe.

fratastrophe by D.Lloydz December 28, 2007

fartastrophe 

see also: SHART

A fart with "a little extra on the side". A wet fart of catastrophic proportions.

We were at the bar and I thought it would be funny to crop dust. I pushed so hard I had a fartastrophe, the shit was literally running down my leg.

fartastrophe by Shaun Bingham January 22, 2008

fagastrophe 

A catastrophe caused or resulting from gays,fags,or high levels of fagacity. May also cause high levels of gayness in those involved. Ranges from a minor fagastrophe, such as accidentally groping your same-sex friend, to a major fagastrophe of purposefully gropeing your same-sex friend.

Kyle: Shit man, I almost touched your dick!
Tyler: that would have been a fagastrophe

fagastrophe by MASTER_FAGSTER_9000 October 16, 2011

Fatasstrophe 

A catastrophic event caused by a fat person. Often happens at fast-food places, hospitals or at you mothers house.

Liam: "Damn there was a fire at Mc. Donalds yesterday and no one could get out of there."
Nik: "Why?"
Liam: "No one was slim enough to get out of the doorway."
Nik: "Wow, that was a real fatasstrophe."

Fatasstrophe by sNilli May 28, 2013