Nattastrophobia 

An anxiety disorder characterized by extreme fear of running out of Natty Light at any event or gathering, but most notably way too early in the night.

Example #1:
Good god, last night as the party was gettin legit, and I was gettin balls deep in Liz, I suffered from a nattastrophobia attack. I shoved that cock juggling thunder cunt to the floor and ran to the fridge ass naked to find six fresh cases. I love my roommates.

Nattastrophobia by Big Rabes April 10, 2009

natatrophobia 

A disease when you have intercoarse with a wild animal for ex ( walrus , giraffe , polar bear , eagle ) It tends to make you very gassy,shoot out fluids from your arm-pits.
History - Back in the 1400's when girls along the nizworashzikinawoi river in europe, at the time there weren't many men so the women would have to have sex with a animal for pleasure. Queen Magkizkiak crowned her animal husband " Sir Penguin the 1st ". After that another girl named Natalatecatalumpooy came along and stole the queens husband. So she was infested and that is how the disease started.

Person 1: OMGOMGOMG, I got natatrophobia last night.

Person 2: Can I lick your eyebrow?

Person 3: Cute.

natatrophobia by Thepoolickers June 22, 2010