Nattastrophobia 

An anxiety disorder characterized by extreme fear of running out of Natty Light at any event or gathering, but most notably way too early in the night.

Example #1:
Good god, last night as the party was gettin legit, and I was gettin balls deep in Liz, I suffered from a nattastrophobia attack. I shoved that cock juggling thunder cunt to the floor and ran to the fridge ass naked to find six fresh cases. I love my roommates.

Nattastrophobia by Big Rabes April 10, 2009

natatrophobia 

A disease when you have intercoarse with a wild animal for ex ( walrus , giraffe , polar bear , eagle ) It tends to make you very gassy,shoot out fluids from your arm-pits.
History - Back in the 1400's when girls along the nizworashzikinawoi river in europe, at the time there weren't many men so the women would have to have sex with a animal for pleasure. Queen Magkizkiak crowned her animal husband " Sir Penguin the 1st ". After that another girl named Natalatecatalumpooy came along and stole the queens husband. So she was infested and that is how the disease started.

Person 1: OMGOMGOMG, I got natatrophobia last night.

Person 2: Can I lick your eyebrow?

Person 3: Cute.

natatrophobia by Thepoolickers June 22, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004