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nextastrophe 

When you come to understand that one company or person is a catastrophe waiting to happen, time after time, so you wait for it...their nextastrophe.
IMVU keeps rolling out what they think is great for their user base but it is just another nextastrophe.

Natastrophe 

The horrendous shit taken after a night of drinking Natural Light. Experienced by college kids too cheap to buy real beer every morning nationally.
Joe: Oh god dude, I just had the worst natastrophe.

Eric: I told you to not be a cheap ass and spend the extra two bucks to get some real beer.

Joe: Here it comes again . . (runs to bathroom)
Natastrophe by A.Mix November 12, 2009

tattastrophe

An individual or collection of tattoos of poor design.
tattastrophe by md278 September 10, 2011

Nattastrophobia 

An anxiety disorder characterized by extreme fear of running out of Natty Light at any event or gathering, but most notably way too early in the night.
Example #1:
Good god, last night as the party was gettin legit, and I was gettin balls deep in Liz, I suffered from a nattastrophobia attack. I shoved that cock juggling thunder cunt to the floor and ran to the fridge ass naked to find six fresh cases. I love my roommates.
Nattastrophobia by Big Rabes April 10, 2009

Natastrophe 

When all the Natural (Natty) Light runs out at a party.
Last weekend at Johnny's house all those freshman showed up and totally ran the house dry, thus resulting in a Natastrophe
Natastrophe by Satchmo'money October 22, 2008

Mattastrophe 

A cataclysmic event often preceded by an extremely awkward moment set into motion by a person named Matt.
Right as he pulled out she farted on his dick. it was a Mattastrophe.
Mattastrophe by MattRAY June 1, 2010