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not being able to sleep if you haven't fapped yet
Dude I had to wank last night because I couldn't sleep, I think I've got fapsomnia!
fapsomnia by fapsomniac April 5, 2011
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Nomsomnia 

The act of noming in your sleep, or in an altered state of consciousness caused by irregular sleep patterns. For it to be classified as true Nomsomnia, the subject must have little to no recollection of eating while in this altered state of consciousness. Noming refers to the eating of foods normally eaten as snacks or are on the go. Examples include chips, beef jerky, pickles, goldfish, and nutrition bars. Nomsomnia is common in sleep deprived teenagers forgetting to eat fourth meal or elevensies.
Jimmy's dad saw Johnny get up in the middle of the night just to eat half a bag of beef jerky. When Jimmy's dad confronted Johnny about this the next morning, Johnny had no recollection of it except he dreamed that he was eating jerky at a park with his girlfriend. Jimmy told his dad that he thinks Johnny has Nomsomnia.
Nomsomnia by The_whoknows November 29, 2011
When you feel spiritually connected to something as simple as a picture to a piece of music, nasomnia is the age your soul came from.
Look at a picture of Christmas and listen to Christmas music, if you instantly feel connected with your soul your nasomnia is ‘Christmas-age’.
nasomnia by Lxlx December 2, 2020

Napponia 

The paradise of late risers. The place where you can always do a power Nap. Al the greatest sleepers come from there
Hey look at Lorenzos face, he seems really relaxed .
He’s just arrived from Napponia
Napponia by Pgzo November 22, 2021

Ian Nepomniachtchi 

Russian chess Grandmaster and top-5 player in the world. An emotional player, he often tilts and this has resulted in him throwing the two consecutive World Chess Championships in which he contested
Ian Nepomniachtchi’s name contains twoch”s
Ian Nepomniachtchi by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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