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napsomnia

the inability to fall asleep during the day, when attempting to take a nap.
I tried to take a nap this afternoon, but my napsomnia really just got the best of me.
by napsomniac January 14, 2009
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fapsomnia

not being able to sleep if you haven't fapped yet
Dude I had to wank last night because I couldn't sleep, I think I've got fapsomnia!
by fapsomniac April 5, 2011
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Nomsomnia

The act of noming in your sleep, or in an altered state of consciousness caused by irregular sleep patterns. For it to be classified as true Nomsomnia, the subject must have little to no recollection of eating while in this altered state of consciousness. Noming refers to the eating of foods normally eaten as snacks or are on the go. Examples include chips, beef jerky, pickles, goldfish, and nutrition bars. Nomsomnia is common in sleep deprived teenagers forgetting to eat fourth meal or elevensies.
Jimmy's dad saw Johnny get up in the middle of the night just to eat half a bag of beef jerky. When Jimmy's dad confronted Johnny about this the next morning, Johnny had no recollection of it except he dreamed that he was eating jerky at a park with his girlfriend. Jimmy told his dad that he thinks Johnny has Nomsomnia.
by The_whoknows November 29, 2011
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nasomnia

When you feel spiritually connected to something as simple as a picture to a piece of music, nasomnia is the age your soul came from.
Look at a picture of Christmas and listen to Christmas music, if you instantly feel connected with your soul your nasomnia is ‘Christmas-age’.
by Lxlx December 2, 2020
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Napponia

The paradise of late risers. The place where you can always do a power Nap. Al the greatest sleepers come from there
Hey look at Lorenzo’s face, he seems really relaxed .
He’s just arrived from Napponia
by Pgzo November 22, 2021
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Ian Nepomniachtchi

Russian chess Grandmaster and top-5 player in the world. An emotional player, he often tilts and this has resulted in him throwing the two consecutive World Chess Championships in which he contested
Ian Nepomniachtchi’s name contains two “ch”s
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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