Ignorance

George W. Bush

Ignorance can lead to a million people dying and an entire economy collapsing

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Tenochtitlan

The 14th-century capital of the Aztec Empire, in which, at night, women were allowed to be undressed publicly. Its name literally translates as “the night tits land”

Tenochtitlan at night must have been a sight to behold

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Brownie

1. A chocolate-flavoured dessert.
2. (derogatory) a brown person
3. poop

I sell brownies. The dessert, not the people

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Akbar

A guy whose identity Muslims have been trying to figure out for hundreds of years. They are so desperate to find out who he is that they launch suicide bombings while asking Allah who he is.

“Allah, who Akbar?” cried the suicide bomber as he detonated his vest

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

The Heavy of the World

Fat Jesus

Fat Jesus is the Heavy of the World

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

nabru

1. An intentional misspelling of “Nah, bro”
2. A word which, when spelled backwards, should not be used to describe dictionaries

Mike: do you want me to add your name to urban dictionary?
Govindasamymaniam: nabru

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Tampines

A large town and constituency in Singapore. Attractions include various malls like Our Tampines Hub, Heng Swee Keat (until 2020), Sun Plaza park and the fact that its name rhymes with “penis”.

GPS: “take the right turn onto Tampighnes Avenue 7.”
Tampines dweller: what you saying?

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023