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Will cum inside of straight chinese men when they fall asleep
Man1:*falls asleep*
Man2(nž):imma cum inside you chin chong taste my slong
by Corninmyass April 11, 2020
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New Zealand is an island country in the south-western Pacific Ocean comprising two main landmasses called the North Island and the South Island. The indigenous Māori named New Zealand, Aotearoa commonly translated as The Land of the Long White Cloud. New Zealand is notable for its geographic isolation: it is situated about 2000 km (1250 miles) southeast of Australia across the Tasman Sea, and its closest neighbours to the north are New Caledonia, Fiji and Tonga. The population of New Zealand is mostly of European descent, Asians, Maori and Pacific Islanders (in that order). Political power is held by the democratically elected Parliament of New Zealand under the leadership of the Prime Minister (John Key), who is the head of government.
New Zealander 1: Kia Ora bro, did you watch the rugby in the weekend?

New Zealander 2: Yeah, nice win aye.

New Zealander 1: Sure is, still can't believe NZ beat Australia, 108-5 (K.O. rugby score)
nz by th3 r3al sh1t August 1, 2009
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New Zealand - a small country, in the South Pacific Ocean, southeast of Australia. Inhabited by New Zealanders kiwi's.
Hoping to take a trip out to NZ sometime soon!
NZ by dodgyjanet December 17, 2004
new zealand--the coolest country ever, except not. its really really pretty and the mountains are AMAZING, but its so small and quite. the population is practically zero, and theres not much going on there. but u gotta remeber, kiwi's (ppl from nz, name due to national bird, kiwi) are really great people. they're simple and not all materialistic. lol. but the problem i had with nz, (and so the reason i moved to california) was b/c the guys there are soo NOT hot. the cali guys are waaaay better. its all pretty old-fashioned over there and the guys all where uniforms and get math scholarships. ok, so u get my point: they're nerds. but u also gotta remeber that there's been a lot of kiwi's who have been the first to do stuff--like climb mt. everest, etc. for such a tiny country, we're pretty f*ckn sweet! (oh ya and the prime minister is a women--helen clarke. but w.e she looks like a man so it duznt really matter.)
SCENARIO 1:
peep 1: hey bud, like nz?
peep 2: nah. not too good. not mucho going on there.

SCENARIO 2:
peep: hey dude, wats nz like?
peep 2: totally awsome. peeps there are great and really friendly. and the country is pretty f*ckn gorgeous.
nz by kiwi controversy June 7, 2007
Been on NZ all night
nz by ethiaa October 13, 2003
it's Weed
Let's smoke some NZ
NZ by D February 4, 2004
It's short for neznam which means idk in macedonian u dumbass where tf are u living? Antarctica?
What is wrong with you?
Nz i cant think of anything
Nz by The curvy lemon February 4, 2018
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