NZBC 

New Zealand Brush Company, worldwide leaders in the development and production of quality industrial and residential brushware. Hard.

"Damn, whered you get that nice looking brush from?"
"Brush Co man!! are you fucking retarded?"
"Oh, NZBC, New Zealand Brush Company, the world leaders of industrial and residential brushware, how could i be so retarded?"
"Hard"

NZBC by Brush Co. April 10, 2009

nzbc 

New Zealand Born Chinese

Alternatively the New Zealand Broadcasting Corporation, among other things.

Kiwi: Where are you from?
NZBC: New Zealand you dumbass!!

nzbc by slly August 27, 2005

nzbcjc 

A noun in greek that means "Shrek horny 🥵🥶🥶🥵🥶🥵🥵🥵🥶🥵🥶🥵🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥵🥶🥶🥵🥶🥵🥵🥶🥵🥵🥶🥵🥶🥵🥵🥵🥶🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶"

Depressedbasementrat: *posts shrek gif*
Dude in the chat: "nzbcjc"

nzbcjc by depressedbasementrat January 14, 2021