the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress

The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.

The American actress Hilary Swank a few years back played the lead in a film called 'Amelia', a biopic about Amelia Earhart. Earhart, for those of you who may not recall, was a famous early 20th century American female aviator who, at the age of 40, mysteriously disappeared and was never seen again. Ever. Which, when you think about it, is right up Hollywood's alley because if you're an actress and you're in Tinseltown and you turn 40, you disappear, too. Never seen again. Never. Ever. The mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress.

by Virgin Suicides November 5, 2017

Suicided or Died Mysteriously

The message in GMod Prop Hunt when a hunter dies, usually due to noob-tubing a room full of props (suicided) or randomly "tripping" over something and dying (died mysteriously). The gamemode was very poorly made and is not updated, so the latter happens surprisingly often.

Daithi De Nogla: *Steps on a toilet and dies* "Agh! I slipped on a toilet! WHAT THE FUCKKK!"

"Daithi De Nogla suicided or died mysteriously."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 7, 2021

mysterious nigga

Nigga who wears hood and does voodoo

Mace Windu, mysterious nigga

by ts98 April 23, 2014

Mysterious Figure

The biggest dick in all gaming history.

He's an optional boss in kingdom hearts, birth by sleep. He has 2 lightning energy dagger type weapons and he can cast pretty much all the strongest spells such as meteor, megaflare, death, and all of his melee combos bring you to 1hp almost, he also turns invisible at half health and you can no longer see or lock on to him or see where he's coming from, he can make multiple clones of himself that can all do the same attacks and he has an attack that erases all of your special attacks.

Also if you start doing a moderate amount of damage to him he will either put up a temporary shield that makes any damage heal him or he will stop time, reverse it, teleport behind you, begin an attack, and then unfreeze time again.

"Oh hey its Mysterious figure, maybe i should fight hi-"
*1hp*
*dead*
"What just happened?!"

by White Key June 30, 2011

Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck

A Youtube video that shows a lake with ducks swimming in it, and then suddenly a skeleton jumps up in front of the camera with the same scream as K-fee and scares the viewer.

Me and my friend watched Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck and now we can't sleep.

by zoombcake March 27, 2021

Mysterious Lady Parts

A term coined by Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) in Talladega Nights referring to well, no one knows, thats why they're called MYSTERIOUS lady parts.

"Why is Jenn such a bitch today?"
"I think there's something going on with her mysterious lady parts."

by TerpForLife January 5, 2009

mysterious

Is someone that no matter what would you do, you won't be able to understand them, or to get straight answers, he is the guy/girl who is friends with everyone, can talk to whom they want, but still shares no secrets, no pain, nothing with someone else than themselfs... he is the guy that walks with his hands in his pockets, looks arround once a while, doesnt talk much, probably smokes, and have more than one talent, but doesnt use it to draw other's attention..

-Did you read that poem? its dark and cheerful.
-Well you can never know what *Name* thinks about he is Mysterious

by SilverHeart April 27, 2009