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Walt McHan’d
When you’re really gettin down with some good gay butt sex but your dick is so small you can’t get past the cheeks, causing you to have to create a jizzy waterfall in the other dudes crack
The way Logan is braaaaaaaping and the sun glistens off his D.I.LF. bod he’s tryin to get Walt McHan’d
Walt McHan’d by Chad Savage March 28, 2022
Callum Machan
AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
MAchar AZA #1887
A Bay Area boys chapter of the B'nai Brith Youth Organization (BBYO), a Jewish youth group for high schoolers. Known for having a bunch of sexy ass guys who own every party, slay at dances, and ruin all possible programming. Notoriously bad listeners and obnoxious to deal with. Even so, they keep it classy and always dress fresh. Many of them are often questioned to be gay, due to their tight level of fraternity and sometimes sexually confused members. (even if they don't know it)
"Man, I love MAchar AZA #1887"
"Me too bro, they slay every dance"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw 7 of them hook up last night"
"Again?"
"Me too bro, they slay every dance"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just saw 7 of them hook up last night"
"Again?"
MAchar AZA #1887 by BennyG3 April 26, 2017
McHarrison
A Beatles ship of George Harrison and Paul McCartney. Less mainstream than the other ships Starrison and McLennon.
McHarrison shipper: Ugh why does no one else ship Paul and George.
Person: I do.
McHarrison shipper: You do! They're so cute aren't they!
Person: Yeah! They're so cute!
Person: I do.
McHarrison shipper: You do! They're so cute aren't they!
Person: Yeah! They're so cute!
McHarrison by paulandgeorge June 27, 2013
chauncey mchamhands
Referring to a person lacking in dexterity or a soft touch who ends up destroying something they were intending to handle with care.
I gave that bag of cookies to Ric to open but Chauncey McHamHands ended up destroying the bag and leaving us with crumbs!
chauncey mchamhands by Ricrah December 3, 2015
machalavian
machalavian by Machiavelli(TTB) March 28, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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