Machado

An awesome person who is able to attract girls whenever they what to at a simple clap of the hands

ah man that Machado all ways gets the girls.

by Kiwigodboyman January 11, 2009

Machado

Half man, half wookiee, half nose

Did you see Machado punch that tornado in the face?

That Machado is one simple man trying to make his way in the universe.

There goes Machado simply walking into Mordor.

by Keziban December 29, 2012

Machado

The act of being the laziest, complainiest railway signal maintainer on the job

You see that railway signal maintainer going home early and paying himself for a full day's work? He has done nothing when he was here and now I have to do his job for him. He just pulled a Machado again.

by Dirty Maintainer May 20, 2022

Machado

Real bad player at Dota, followed by childish attitude, causing his team to lose almost every time.

Machado has left the game with a 0/15 (K/D) score.

by HasHClan May 04, 2009

Machado

A lazy, dirty Baseball player. See also; bad haircut. No penis.

That guy at shortstop is a real machado.

by hihof October 23, 2018

crusty machado

one who uses their own jizz or the jizz of a friend to provide a sleek appearance to their ponytail or braid

I would trust my crusty machado in gailforce winds, it never fails me

by lohan6 April 09, 2010

Derek Machado

An insult or a synonym for school shootings. Usually similar to a pedophile.

That nigga who shot up Parkland Florida on Valentines Day is a Derek Machado.

by RavenRCRaven February 12, 2019