Machai

1. Hebrew for "life".
2. An insanely good-looking and witty individual.

1. Live your own Machai mom.
2. Jackie Chan is such a Machai.

by Reggie Rocket February 11, 2010

Machai

A black man that looks simalar to kevin heart

person 1:YO! is that kevin heart!?
Person 2: na thats just machai

by darkinferno May 15, 2016

Machai

A person who is very nice and women take advantage of it so he has to be mean when machai is agravated he starts to cry cause he process everything in his mind correctly and he thinks everyttime machai is one person does not want to be the best all the time and also machai stays with a girl on his dick but he's not the person who'll catch something

Is that the nigga who always brags naw that's just machai with his bae

by Ovdjxbdv July 4, 2019

Machai

1. If white, annoying, if black, they're awesome
2. True cocksman, 7+ inch dicks, these niggas fuck all bitches and don't brag because they understand that the more secretive they are, the more the hoes wanna fuck. They're funny af and usually got big shit under wraps that they don't tell anyone about because they know when it's time to shine, they will. These niggas be fine af too, especially between 17-27

Random nigga: Yo did you hear? Rachel said she got to fuck Machai !
Random nigga 2: I wish i was a girl so i could fuck Machai too !
Machai: You niggas tripping !

by grenelllaman January 19, 2020

Machai

Machai is a gay kid that's madly in love with a kid in his Spanish class named Kenneth.

oh my goodness you're such a Machai.

by mr.jinglebells06 February 18, 2020

Disaster Machine

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.

When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'

by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 29, 2020

Shit Machine

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.

I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.

by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015