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A crunk-ass fraternity consisting of members that fall into one of the following catagories:
1) "Up You" men: these are alephs who always wear their aleph pin at a slant, and base their entire existence around being asked WHY they choose to do so. In turn they ALWAYS respond, "There is no perfect aleph". ...ALWAYS.
2) The "meat": these alephs know basic facts invoving Beber, Omaha, and 5 of 7 cardinal principals. "Folds" are their weekly oppurtunity to get out and party later. They base their existence around developing solid ideas for "Video Scavenger Hunts" that are on the verge of getting arrested (preferably without getting arrested though). The meat of AZA.
3) "Paper members"--these are alephs who pay $65 to get the 'perks' that come with being in AZA. These members base their existence around attaining the legendary booty that exists nowhere else but BBG. Their goal for their high school carreer is to 'complete the cycle' by hooking up with as many BBG's (seniors, juniors, sophmores, AND freshmen) as they can. (For them, age doesn't matter...BBG is simply the dank of booty)

Which ever category an Aleph is placed...AZA is, simply put, the best four years of a sane man's life.
"Yo man, you goin to the AZA fold this weekend? It's a joint fold with BBG. It's supposed to be a real orgyfest."
"Naw man. That's just what the pervert mazkir says to get you to come."
"So, you comin'?"
"Hell yeah man! I call shotgun on little sisters!"
"Fine. I call sweetheart."
"Whatever dude. Everybody knows that all sweethearts are just cockteases."
"Oh, right. I forgot...BBG stands for 'Blue Ball Givers'."
by Sam Beber March 05, 2006
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an exclusive fraternity of youths who all fall within the guidelines of the order of the Aleph Tzadik Aleph

or a member of said fraternity, all of whom naturally excell at life, frisbee, and getting ass from bbgs
that aza gets so much as from those bbgs that the international board will have to make an honorary position for him
by the guy standing behind you March 15, 2004
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1. an 80 year old jewish fraternity based on seven cardinal priciples whos members are soo gay they're almost fraternal (or is it the other way around?)
The member of said fraternity is refered to as an aleph
by shaqualooloo March 17, 2005
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Fun , smart GIRL that loves to be around crazy people and hang out can be weird sometimes and stare people down dirty we still think she's funny
by Aza.goodwin425@gmail.con May 22, 2014
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A very horny male who gives brotherhood a new meaning, almost a gay meaning, not quite b/c they still want all the bbgs
That AZA is hot, and that AZA is not, but we love him anyway.
by schnookling January 20, 2004
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A fucking awsome group of guys, almost like brothers who like ass 24-7-365 from a horny ass bbg
Mike and Sam are awsome AZA's...and they like ass
by Gottlieb Rocks January 29, 2004
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a group of boys who are jewish and WAAAAAY to close and whos one desire in life is to hook-up with a bbg
Michel used to be a NJB but now he's a horny AZA boy
by Jew57987 January 27, 2004
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