The best city in Ecuador. Known as la capital bananera del Mundo(the banana capital of the world). Just 45 minutes north from Peru. Plenty of beautiful women and well cultured people. Men in machala are known to be players and have lots of guevas
Guayaquileno: Oh shit! You're from machala?
machaleno: yeah
Guayaquileno: no wonder you get all the girls bro! I wish I was from machala!
2. A man who blames his parenting inadequacies on his friends.
3. One who spends months at sea at a time with a bunch of sweaty, single sailors.
Machala: "I just lost 100,000 dollars in a year...whatever shall I do?"
Chumley: "uh, gee machala, perhaps you should turn to the lord for the answer..."
Machala: "Why are you giving me advice about religion. You don't even go to church and that makes you an atheist. Why don't you go get paddled to try to fit in!"
Algerian word, that means the most dangerous and the last stage of depression, it means that the person who is at marhalat al-nikmha is broken and dead inside, you can use the word nikmha to describe this stage
Mahalaxmi means you are so cute and angry girl. You bileave fake friends and they play with you. You love you are Papa π And second u r best friend , he/she u loves them so muchβ€
The coolest girl in the world The one who can always make me smile
She doesn't know how amazing she is so I always tell her
Can always be trusted
Is a friend for life Is the funniest person you'll ever meet
Has the sweetest voice
Is hot/sexy lol