1. A pleated pants wearing bumbling
idiot that is completely ignorant to
religion and finance.
2. A
man who blames his parenting inadequacies on his friends.
3. One who spends months at sea at a time with a bunch of sweaty, single sailors.
Machala: "I just lost 100,000 dollars in a year...
whatever shall I do?"
Chumley: "uh, gee machala, perhaps you should turn to the lord for the answer..."
Machala: "Why are you giving me advice about
religion. You don't even go to church and that makes you an
atheist. Why don't you go get paddled to try to fit in!"