muzzah

a name some people call their mothers

"Muzzah, could you please pass the milk"

by anonymooooooooooose May 18, 2015

muzzah

The greatest thespian of the 21st century, usually embodied in a sexy redhead. Known for versatility and the ability to portray characters that are outside the given gender, race or species. If you find a Muzzah, just know she is pretty much the greatest person. Ever. Expect to be amazed.

-Did you notice how much she rocked onstage last night?
-Of course she did! Muzzah is always amazing!

by boys_love_wassail May 1, 2008

muzza

A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline..

Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.

They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.

As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.

Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.

Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.

Heading from Bell St maccas, headin to do some "Chap Laps" at 2am on a Friday, pumpin some hard tracks. Or at Williamstown beach sitting on the foreshore, in front of their cars, checkin out the chicks..

by Dupz March 31, 2005

Muzza Shot

An act of taking a selfie at an angle where both your penis and face are in the shot. Usually, the subject is sat down with his junk out while gazing at the camera from above appearing very dominant.

"I received a message from Dean last night... he sent me a menacing muzza shot."

"I prefer muzza shots than normal boring dick pics."

by garylane October 5, 2018

Muzza

Closely associated with the Large-Haired Maria, the Muzza is a creature most often seen in the outer suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. Despite common preconceptions, the Muzza can be of any racial background, provided they have a loud, cheap car, chest hair and a taste for expensive hair products. They ARE mostly either Italian, Greek, middle European or Mediterranean, but individuals of many different nationalities have been sighted in the greater Melbourne region.

your VL Turbo makes you look like a fully sick muzza. Come down Bell st Maccas and do burnouts with us, re.

by Mark Onkey December 15, 2003

Muzza

A muzza is a male of any descent contrary to popular belief, who spends his nights on Chapel Street with his "fully pimped out" R33 Skyline or 5Lt VN’s. He is a born bred Melbournian who spends $100 + on hair care products. A muzza is usually in Champion, Adidas, Kappa, Diesel, P.O. Box etc. for any occasion.

A muzza uses words such as uleh, lan, bro, sik, re etc. with his "bros".

A muzza is 100% metro.

Cruising down Chapel St headin to do some burnouts at 3am, to meet his bros. 3 subs and neons surround his car, pumpin some heavy beats as loud as he possibly can. - a true muzza

by krucial November 11, 2008

muzzadayze

The Musical Festival held in Melbourne on New Years Day, that used to be cool until it turned infested with try hard muzza's with fluoro shirts or muscle T's, random punch ons and fights with security. Dancing by doing a moves involving either-
a- "cookie rolls" spinning ure arms in quick circles.
b- air punches
c- flexing muscles and moving hands in a marching movement.
All Shirts are OFF rain/hail or shine and the atmosphere of the event is ruined.

"Ey bro lets party new years, take off your shirt we're goin muzzadayze bro"

by feistafeva January 28, 2009