A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline..

Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.

They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.

As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.

Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.

Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.
Heading from Bell St maccas, headin to do some "Chap Laps" at 2am on a Friday, pumpin some hard tracks. Or at Williamstown beach sitting on the foreshore, in front of their cars, checkin out the chicks..
by Dupz March 31, 2005
Favourite muzza hang-out places on Friday and Saturday nights include the nightclubs Platform One, Alumbra and Infectious, then Bell st. Maccas or Haci's across the road afterwards.

During the weekdays they can be found at around 7pm at 5-star gym in Thomastown, they rock up with their bros wearing $100 jeans and $5 fluro polo tops from Cotton-On with the collar up. They spend half their time at the gym doing nothing but dumbell bicep curls, they grunt very loudly 'huhh-UUUUUHHHH' to make sure everyone in the gym can see how much they can lift even though they can actually only do 2 and a half reps. In between sets they and their bros perv on the bellas hogging all the treadmills, who are also there with all their girlfriends (the bellas themselves never break a sweat, they usually are just swaying their asses/pose-jogging for the muzzas). After doing 1000 bicep curls the muzzas go next door to Q-Room to chill.

Muzzas love doof-doof music and are always the first to buy the newest Ministry of Sound Annuals or Sessions. They are into the harder techno-electro kind of house music which is more minimal and does not have any lyrics; ‘Cream’- Federico Franchi is the typical example. Once they get the latest album they drive around to these hekkkktik beats with the subwoofer on full-blast. Poor muzzas drive Commodores VL-VR, EB and ED Falcons, and old Skylines or Soarers, while the more cashed-up ones drive R34 Skylines and 200SXs. The really lucky muzzas have Supras or WRXs. Most if not all of the muzza’s weekly paycheck will go towards some sort of mod to their fully-sik cars, such as fully-sik chrome rims, fully-sik bodykits and fully-sik exhaust tips. Everything about a muzza is loud, hektik, and fully-sik.
muzza: eyy leh i got da nu sessions six it is fulllyy HEKKK-tik bro!! me n da boys are goin gym first den p1 meet us at hachis after yeh
by half-muzza in Lalor May 21, 2009
A Muzza is a young male Wog (European) usually 13-21 but don’t see a problem with being one into there 30’s. A Wog such as the Southern or Eastern Europe; Greeks, Italians, Balkans, Slavics, Maltese ect. Or the West Asian such as Lebanese, Turkish, Armenian, Iranian etc. They are usually born, but defiantly live and were raised in Melbourne.

Fashion: A Muzza wears the following clothing; Champion, Adidas, Kappa ect. For every day life, in-fact they’ll even rock up to work in it. Going out fashion upgrades to; Diesel, Dolce & Gabbana, P.O. Box ect. They were tucker caps so tiped back that the slightes breeze might blow it away. But to make sure they don’t wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe) held in place with a clip. Bum Bags are a must for keeping several phones all on a different provider to get the most out of each hour of the day. Also to hold change ready incase they pass a maccas.

Hang Outs: Most Muzzas find it cool to hang at Bell St Maccas, Noble Maccas, any 24-Hr fast food joint, Lygon St, and of coarse, the place guaranteed were you’ll find the most Muztek of Muzzas, Chapel St in South Yarra. They find it the best thing in the world to do Chap Laps which involves going up and down doing continues laps on Chapel St every Friday and Saturday night.

Cars: Holden VL Berlinas to Calays, usually worked by Rajab or Bresciani Racing. Most comon colour includes Canary Yellow on BT1s dumped on 15” Interceptors. 5Lt VN’s, VQ Statesmen, R33 Skylines ect. The VL will most likely have a dose pipe ready to go off every time they pass a Maria, which is the girl version of a Muzza.

A night on Chaps usually ends with a Souvlaki from NSB on Lygon St, or of course, the first 24-Hr Maccas they pass.

Language: Almost every sentence a Muzza says will include several of the following words; Uleh, Re, Bro, Lan, Scarn-On. Uleh; Lebanese for Brother/Mate. Re; pronounced Ah-re, more common with the Greeks or any Wog of Non-Lebo Background, meaning some as Uleh. Lan; pronounced Lun, more common with the West Asian Wogs, meaning man. Scarn-On, wog for what’s going on/what’s up.

Muzzas are often high school dropouts currently doing apprenticeships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why there doing just as good as all their bros who went to uni.
Muzza 1: Ey re scarn-on?
Muzza 2: Sup lan whats good? What you doing?
Muzza 1: Nm re just got the VL back from Rajab bro come do some chap laps 2nite re!
Muzza 2: I can't bro taken my Maria out clubbing 2nite re. Maybe 2moro night lan.
by CRZYBT1 November 12, 2006
A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European descent
born and raised in melbourne. Living in mostly western suburbs. They depict no sense of class, enjoy spitting and when speaking, excessively swear and use terms like "bro"

They seem to have a lack of individual thought, which spans to everything they do. They seem to walk around in a group and all of whom look familiar to the person next to them.

Fashion: They usually wear similar things to their friends and copy each other. If one person were to have a jumper they think to be "cool" they would then proceed to purchase or acquire by other means the same thing. This then continues throughout the group until all the muzzas look exactly the same or atleast 90% similar.
Their hairstyles are somewhat pathetic and again would be similar to their friends. this usually consists od a mullet and hair that is excessively straightened with a ceramic straightener (other better alternatives are not available because of financial issue or they are just ignorant of them) hair is grotesquely bleahced with stripes of blonde or a patch of blonde out of nowhere. Hair is usually spiked up to look as if they had used a tub of gel just to get one spike up. Recently discovered the existence of hair wax and clay.
FLuro colors are a must for clothing. usually so excessive that they look like a highlighter. wears trackies, hoodie (recently moved on to big jackets with furry hoods).
Recently trying to pick up on asian trends that have either gone out of popularity or existed for a good span of time.
Wears sneakers such as dunlop volleys.

Recently picked up on techno and shuffling

Education seems to not mean much to muzzas. revels in breaking the law, getting into uni does not seem to be possible at current speculation. Anything related to educational excellence or beneficial to society is considered to be uncool or lame by muzzas
muzzas could be seen nearly everywhere in melbourne. though there are places that many seem to be attracted to such as highpoint
by the speculator October 3, 2007
A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars..
Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline.

Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas.

They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side.

As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much.

Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys.

Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.
Heading from Bell St maccas, headin to do some "Chap Laps" at 2am on a Friday, pumpin some hard tracks. Or at Williamstown beach sitting on the foreshore, in front of their cars, checkin out the chicks.
by Dupz March 31, 2005
These creatures are in the same league as "wrangers"(red heads) or arguably, they could be even worse. Hailing from countries like Greece, Italy and even Lebanon (the lebs are the worse muzzas), you will be able to find these animals late at night by hearing their "sik" beats beating out of their fully sick subwoofers. Often use the words "re" "uleh" "hektik" "oh mah gawd uleh" "maria" "bella" "bro", these retards are looked down upon by society and often are the butts of jokes. A common place to discover these creatures is to go to Bell st maccas where they can be seen being "fully sick" by doing burnouts in their "mad" vl's. Chaple st is also a popular destination to find these aliens as they can be seen doing chap-laps. The suburb which is arguably the most populated by these creatures is probably Doncaster and its neighbouring suburbs. They can be found hanging outside Westfield shoppingtown taking a "ciggie break"

In terms of the appearance of these "muzzas" they are often found wearing sporting labels like Adidas, Champion and Kappa. Trackpants are a popular item. Hair product is also a must for a muzza so they can "fully spike my hair up and be muzztek so my bella thinks im fully gorgeous and also when i go clubbing all the chikybabes will stare at me and wanna get my number." You can tell if a person is muzza by simply talking to them (as they often say "re", "uleh"....etc), type of clothing they wear (adidas trackies which provide more movement in the hips when on the dancefloor shuffling), hairstyle (often spiked up so they look "fully sick" and often wear a cap (playboy or adidas or vondutch)on the top of the spiky hair) and last but not least, you can tell by seeing what their email address is as its often "italianstallionsexybeast@hotmail.com" or a "italia.adidas.trackies.my.bella.is.gorgeous.uleh.im.fully.sick.sexy.lebo.at.shoppo@hotmail.com"

In conclusion, when you do see a muzza, don't be afraid to approach it and call it a fag and abuse it as much as you want.
Alex: "Hey bro Scarn-on uleh?"
John-Nee: "hey im good what about you?"
Alex: "yeh re, I've been fully sick uleh, hey by the way bro this is my bella, her name is princess uleh"
John-Nee: "hey nice to meet you princess"
Princess: "hey nice to meet you too,how hot is my alex hes quite the sexy uleh boy i love him so much he's gorjuzzzzzzzz omg, hes so hot, i get so turned on when he shuffles, its so erotic"
*John-Nee slowly backs away*
Alex: "hey mate u wanna a ciggie uleh?"
John-Nee: "no i dont smoke thanks anyway"

Princess: "Oh mahh gawdd gorjuzz gimme a puff i havent had one since 5 min ago, im so craving one gorjuzz"

*princess takes a smoke of alex's ciggie*

Princess: "Oh mah gawddd its so yum uleh"

Alex: "hey bro uleh, me and my bella maria are gonna go shoppo to buy trackies...you wanna come uleh? It will be fully hektick re"

John-Nee: "Nah im alright thanks"

Princess: "Ye and my gorjuzz baby sex is taking me clubbing and having dinnerwth the rest of the boys at bell st maccas uleh"

John-Nee runs off, still regretting on how he had manage to speak to a muzza and his pumpkin gf for 5 min.

by jn1991 July 23, 2008
A muzza is a European decent male living in the area of Melbourne. They are also known as "wogs"
They work for uncle Nicko who is a concreter and spend most of their money on ring tones, the car, neon lights and generally anything that they think will impress strangers and chicks.

They only workout their upper-body (arms) and walk like they have packed their pants.
They inflate each others egos but can never talk enough about themselves and how much chicks love them.
They never refer to themselves as Australian even though they are born there and can often be heard saying "F&^%^* skips have no respect"
Their parents buy them houses and their mothers cook lasagnas for them until they are 30.
They are usually greasy and add to this by using excessive amounts of hair gel and not showering.
For fun they drive around in their "fully sick bro" skylines and maybe go to a club and drink purple water with a touch of vodca.
They think there european culture is superior even though they act like african americans as do most ethnic australians.
muzza says "sick wheels bro
nice hair bro, i'm getting mine like that on fursday
i could get any chick you know bro, chicks love wogs."

by azzaroni May 17, 2007