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Justificationology 

A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.
Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.

Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.
"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

mutual mystification 

During a act of cooperation, negotiation or decision making all parties withhold knowledge or information that either prolongs the process or completely destroys any chance of reaching the best possible result for all parties.
In order to "one up" the other both the sales and design teams created mutual mystification byfailing to disclose important exceptions and outlyers in their data that had the ability to compromise any final decision thusly
mutual mystification by Craig H. November 2, 2006

moistification 

The verb to make something "moistified"
Bob T-Mart: I'm dry
Gregory: You need some moistification!

dustification 

A term coined by Judy Wood in her presentation regarding 9/11 and what really happened to all that concrete and steel from the destruction of the Twin Towers. Dustification is her explanation of what she hypothesizes as a breakthrough energy technology that caused the towers and most of the contents to dustify. Her presentation can be seen on You Tube.
One may see a prime example of dustification in the iconic video footage shot on September 11, 2001, where the very top of one of the Twin Towers clearly turns to dust prior to falling.
dustification by SuziSmartyPants September 10, 2018

mugification 

Utter annihilation, total defeat, obvious victory.
Whoah, that was some serious mugification!
mugification by Mugification November 5, 2003