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Mortification 

A great Christian Metal band from Australia in 1990. It originally started as a thrash metal band, but turned to death metal by 1992 and then kept on messing around with different types of metal such as, speed, groove, more thrash, power, doom, and even hardcore.

Most people agree that their best album was Scrolls of the Megilloth, which was released in 1992 and was one of the first ever Christian death metal albums.

They have released about twelve studio albums, a few DVDs, lots of live albums, and a new album is underway.
Me: Mortification is one of the best bands ever.
Satanic Metalhead: Shut the f*** up!! My s*** is better than your Christian bulls***!!!
Me: *makes him listen to Scrolls of the Megilloth*
Stanic Metalhead: *runs away like a little girl*
Mortification by Usvart Jorge April 23, 2009

penile mouthification 

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..

mutual mystification 

During a act of cooperation, negotiation or decision making all parties withhold knowledge or information that either prolongs the process or completely destroys any chance of reaching the best possible result for all parties.
In order to "one up" the other both the sales and design teams created mutual mystification byfailing to disclose important exceptions and outlyers in their data that had the ability to compromise any final decision thusly
mutual mystification by Craig H. November 2, 2006

moistification 

The verb to make something "moistified"
Bob T-Mart: I'm dry
Gregory: You need some moistification!

mochification

A term describing the process that will slowly take place over time to all food because of the evolved temperament and intellect of the Japanese.
I never dreamed that in my lifetime I would see the mochification of my bacon, eggs and toast but I must admit it’s much easier to eat in the car driving to work in the morning.
mochification by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

moronification

- the process of simplifying everything as to be accessible or understood by a moron.
The moronification of society continues unabated thanks primarily due to the internet.
moronification by MAKEVIL December 16, 2009
Word of the Day on April 5, 2025
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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