mortification

an awesome christian heavy metal band that blows deicide out of the water
SATAN SUCKS

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Mortification

A great Christian Metal band from Australia in 1990. It originally started as a thrash metal band, but turned to death metal by 1992 and then kept on messing around with different types of metal such as, speed, groove, more thrash, power, doom, and even hardcore.

Most people agree that their best album was Scrolls of the Megilloth, which was released in 1992 and was one of the first ever Christian death metal albums.

They have released about twelve studio albums, a few DVDs, lots of live albums, and a new album is underway.

Me: Mortification is one of the best bands ever.
Satanic Metalhead: Shut the f*** up!! My s*** is better than your Christian bulls***!!!
Me: *makes him listen to Scrolls of the Megilloth*
Stanic Metalhead: *runs away like a little girl*

by Usvart Jorge April 23, 2009

penile mouthification

slang term for fellatio

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..

by Reverend Jim October 16, 2006

mutual mystification

During a act of cooperation, negotiation or decision making all parties withhold knowledge or information that either prolongs the process or completely destroys any chance of reaching the best possible result for all parties.

In order to "one up" the other both the sales and design teams created mutual mystification byfailing to disclose important exceptions and outlyers in their data that had the ability to compromise any final decision thusly

by Craig H. November 2, 2006

moistification

The verb to make something "moistified"

Bob T-Mart: I'm dry
Gregory: You need some moistification!

by Minho from the Maze Runner July 17, 2017

mochification

A term describing the process that will slowly take place over time to all food because of the evolved temperament and intellect of the Japanese.

I never dreamed that in my lifetime I would see the mochification of my bacon, eggs and toast but I must admit it’s much easier to eat in the car driving to work in the morning.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

moronification

- the process of simplifying everything as to be accessible or understood by a moron.

The moronification of society continues unabated thanks primarily due to the internet.

by MAKEVIL December 16, 2009