Mastification

to have sex with all the whores of your
harem at one time.

shit mastafication is the bomb!!

by Kurt Himself August 15, 2003

Mastification

Stupid word for stupid who think they're smart.

I can hear your Mastification, it disturbing me.

by Dessy des May 11, 2022

mutual mystification

During a act of cooperation, negotiation or decision making all parties withhold knowledge or information that either prolongs the process or completely destroys any chance of reaching the best possible result for all parties.

In order to "one up" the other both the sales and design teams created mutual mystification byfailing to disclose important exceptions and outlyers in their data that had the ability to compromise any final decision thusly

by Craig H. November 2, 2006

moistification

The verb to make something "moistified"

Bob T-Mart: I'm dry
Gregory: You need some moistification!

by Minho from the Maze Runner July 17, 2017

Psycho-magnification

Psycho-magnification is the process by which interpretations of events/thoughts/action get magnified or exaggerated exponentially (till a point at which it defies logic) as the thought passes through different psyche levels.

Process example : Person 1 to 2 : "Mike was stung by a bee"... Person 2 to 3 : "Mike was stung by a giant bee"... Person 3 to 4 : "Mike was stung by a giant man-eating bee and escaped only because Batman saved him."... Person 4 to 5 : "Mike is a giant man-eating bee and he ate Batman"

Mike's experience with the bee bite was subject to a brutal amount of psycho-magnification.

by That guy from Mordor February 23, 2014

Past Nastification

(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.

Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."

by Pablo, King of the Spaniards December 14, 2008

Marshification

a verb: The act of marshmallows disintegrating in a hot cup of hot chocolate.

"Oh man! I better hurry up and drink my hot cocoa before major marshification takes place!"

by Tom Jenkins January 5, 2008