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Museification 

When one is converted into a state of mind beyond belief, and occurs when listening to music performed and/or sung by the British band, Muse. This will usually occur to person listening to Muse for the first time, but can occur at any given moment.
Ex 1: Don't disturb me mate, I'm in a complete state of museification.

Ex 2: I was completely museified when i heard them at first.
Museification by Max2oo9 June 17, 2009
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Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.
"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

mutual mystification 

During a act of cooperation, negotiation or decision making all parties withhold knowledge or information that either prolongs the process or completely destroys any chance of reaching the best possible result for all parties.
In order to "one up" the other both the sales and design teams created mutual mystification byfailing to disclose important exceptions and outlyers in their data that had the ability to compromise any final decision thusly
mutual mystification by Craig H. November 2, 2006

mugification 

Utter annihilation, total defeat, obvious victory.
Whoah, that was some serious mugification!
mugification by Mugification November 5, 2003

Mummification 

Mummification is defined as preserving deceased human or animal skin and organs by removing the brain and the contents of the abdomen to avoid decaying because of Bacteria (that's the natural way of mummification). Mummification was a feature of several ancient cultures especially Egypt, Over one million animal mummies have been found in Egypt, many of which are cats. Pharaohs of Egypt were mummified because they believed that there is ''After Life'' so they were mummified and buried with their clothes,etc.
Natural mummification method was the original used by the ancient cultures like Egypt.

Musafication 

When a person with a sexual interest in children is caught trying to meet up with a minor whom he or she groomed online.
Did you see the latest musafication by the Luzerne county predator catcher? The dude squirmed like a rat when the police rolled up.

Urban Mummification

Urban tumbleweeds blow by but urban mummification stay wrapped tight.