muscleage

a more epic way to refer to one's muscle mass, often used by a bro

I'm heading to the gym to work on muscleage.

muscleage by kreagan May 21, 2011

Musclegod 

A man who is extremely muscular. His muscles exceed those of any other male, often to an embarrassing and/or erotic degree. Often use to describe just how muscular a guy is, that they could be considered a god.

Damn, have you seen how massive Matthew is? He's got so much hulking muscle, I'd say he's a musclegod.

Musclegod by Electrofluf July 11, 2010

Musclegut

When a person is fat or has a bit of a belly but is actually significantly strong.

Person 1:Man that kid is big.

Person 2: Yeah but he's got that 'musclegut'

Musclegut by CdB127 January 10, 2012

Musclehead 

A selfish, narcisstic, egotistical person in the gym or fitness center. One who is a bodybuilder (see also body builders) or aspiring strength maniac who usually looks at others with disdain unless they need them for a spot. They almost never put their weights away when they're done with their exercise -- sometimes leaving a pile of 45's (45-pound plates) next to the machine or leaving a heavy load of plates remaining on the machine. They usually either wear shredded, revealing clothes or hide their bodies (or bacne) under thick, cotton sweatshirts and sweatpants. They also might wear heavy clothes to keep warm and avoid the chills from feeling so lousy while they are in ketoacidosis and dropping body fat before bodybuilding competition. Or, maybe they just prefer old school cotton sweatshirts over newer synthetic fitness attire.

The extreme muscleheads appear to be angry and on the verge of an outburst, possibly a state of roid rage. If you are on a machine that they want to use, they are likely to just stand nearby and stare at you while you are exercising, instead of asking you how many sets you have remaining or whether they can 'work in.' The extremists also tend to drop weights or toss dumbbells after their last repetition.

Think ... the gym version of a road hog in traffic.

Dude, YOU ask that musclehead to put his plates away!

Musclehead by Mark Bostrom December 10, 2008

musclehead 

An automotive enthusiast who believes in the philosophy that the bigger a car's engine, the better it is. Used in a perjorative fashion.

If you take 2 cars, one with a V-6 and one with a V-8, the stereotypical musclehead will always believe the car with the V-8 is better, even though the car with the V-6 may actually be faster for other reasons (lighter weight, higher displacement-to-horsepower ratio, turbos, superchargers, etc.), have better handling and response, etc.

musclehead by D.L. Crosse February 3, 2007

musclerexia 

A disease carried by a dude who is addicted to "beefing up"; frequently says things like "My arms are SO small", "I need to go to the gym", and "I think I'm gonna do steroids". Psychological impairment causes him to see small, wimpy dude when he looks in the mirror, and constantly self abase. Male version of the common disease anorexia.

Noah's friends became worried when he became socially withdrawn and spent all his time lifting weights. They thought about staging an intervention for Musclerexia

musclerexia by chaboodle March 19, 2010

musclehead 

1. import hater
2. a person that thinks any other car then a USDM car is crap.
3. A person that does not know any thing about cars just that there car can beat any car out there because its an american car.
4. The usual american car driver that claims he/she beat every car out there even if no body has ever seen these cars he/she has beating or even seen this person race once.
5. The american version of a ricer.
I hate it musclehead puts a flowmaster muffler tip on a car and claims it adds 50hp+ but makes fun of a ricer that slaps on a coffe can tip and claims that same crap. I love it when they add an aggressive cam and start the car up only to hear the death rattle of valves smacking the pistons. "Slap a cam in there and slam on a flowmaster tip and that car can beat any thing"

he/she buys a base model mustang and claims he can beat a porsche 911 because the 911 is a "crappy import"

musclehead "I beat a crappy ferrari with my (insert typical american mid sports car here), to bad you did not see me"

musclehead by i hate musleheads September 12, 2005