A tool, weapon, or item that can inflict great ammounts of damage or bash something incredibly hard or crazily
"Some people are about to die *grabs fusion rocket launcher*"
friend - "omg.... you have a damn murffer you newb!!"
friend - "omg.... you have a damn murffer you newb!!"
by Pew November 12, 2007
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The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.
by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018
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Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.
Ashley gots the muffery.
Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.
Ashley gots the muffery.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018
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GODAMNIT RAFE CONNORS. I SAW YOU COOGIE MUFFERING MY FUCKING MOM LAST NIGHT
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.
by Bawks Sonic March 6, 2023
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D: how did you break your nose?
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.
by Izzy15062 January 12, 2007
Get the muffer buffer mug.A term used to describe an adrenaline fuelled explorer or adventurer. generally used for a person who explores dark wet holes ie caves, potholes or mines but can be used to describe anyone who likes to get of the beaten track and can also be said to have a below normal level of sanity.
by MuffersRule September 24, 2011
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