muffercate
muffercate by ImHaywire December 26, 2017
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muffocate
Related Words
muffercate • muffocate • Muffercut • suffercate • Mufficate • Mufficated • muffocated • smuffercate • smuffercated • muff eater
muffocated
when a man is eating out a woman only for her legs to wrap round the back of his head. Given enough force, and large enough vagina flaps, this can lead to the man suffocating and dying. This process is known as muffocation.
If exercised with care and caution some light muffocation can be a boost to anyone's sex life.
If exercised with care and caution some light muffocation can be a boost to anyone's sex life.
csi guy #1-he was reported missing last week, it was later found out his girlfriend had fled the country so we tracked down her appartment. he was there. dead.
csi guy #2- do we know what happened?
csi guy #1- not yet no but weve sent of some of the residue and hair found on his face for testing, he looks like he might have suffocated but there are no signs of a struggle.
csi guy #3- it looks like he muffocated to me. thats fifteen this week. goddamn hippies.
csi guy #2- do we know what happened?
csi guy #1- not yet no but weve sent of some of the residue and hair found on his face for testing, he looks like he might have suffocated but there are no signs of a struggle.
csi guy #3- it looks like he muffocated to me. thats fifteen this week. goddamn hippies.
muffocated by eddy baby July 26, 2006
Mufficated
Mufficated by Dill-pickle February 25, 2009
Mufficate
To suffocate someone/something with female genitalier by covereing the nose and mouth.
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used as an insult :
'watch it mate or ill mufficate you!'
perverts dream (davo):
'I wanna die by muffication'
a put down :
'Your not worthy of me, only of being mufficated'
'watch it mate or ill mufficate you!'
perverts dream (davo):
'I wanna die by muffication'
a put down :
'Your not worthy of me, only of being mufficated'
Mufficate by ShotgunDave July 15, 2007
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B)
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B)
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