muffering

The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.

Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.

Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.

Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.

Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.

by xenialarouge November 5, 2009

end my suffering

what you say when you hear a jacob sartorious song

"hey listen to this"
"OH JESUS THE PAIN! END MY SUFFERING!"

by Marsquakes August 1, 2016

Muffling

A term popularised by comedian Russell Howard, referring to the act by which a woman rubs her vagina flaps over the face of another person.

The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.

Queen Elizabeth left Prince Phillip gasping for air after making him endure a long seasion of muffling.

by MuffleMaster July 30, 2017

Suffering

humanity

My life is never ending suffering

by ThatWDude August 6, 2018

the suffering olympics

The pointless endeavor of comparing different tragedies or histories of oppression to one another by attempting to quantify the suffering and/or injustice of each, so as to determine which tragedy was more tragic, or which oppressed peoples were more unjustly oppressed.

Jamie: Did you heard about the bombing in Boston?
Frank: The Arab world suffers violence like this every day as a result of US foreign policy.
Jamie: ...let's not play the Suffering Olympics.

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Alan: The fight for LGBT rights is this generation's great civil rights movement.
Rob: Their is no comparison between the struggles African-Americans faced and the struggle of the LGBT community.
Allison: Neither compare to the struggle women have faced.
Alan: Do we really need to play the Suffering Olympics?

by Delphinidae Rex April 17, 2013

muffling

When a woman/girl teabags and rubs her muff (vagina) in another womans/girls face.

The Queen was muffling Trump.

by Dat boi pepe January 30, 2018

Suffering Expert

A person that is so adept at suffering that they have decided to do it for a living.

For your information, I am the Suffering Expert, so don’t you tell ME how to suffer!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019