murched

When you’re absolutely wrecked (drunk/drug fucked)

How murched are you?!

by Murched May 6, 2018

Merched

I stand on what I said

I love Justin Bieber and it’s merched.

by joeexoticc November 22, 2020

Murshed

A very humble and humorous person. He may be shy at first but as soon as you get to know him he can be a crazy fucker! Very intelligent and smart and likes to manipulate people. A very lucky and useful person to have. So if you have a Murshed in your life you are considered very lucky and shouldn't betray him.

Hey it's Murshed!

by "My Name's Joeff" February 22, 2021

munched on that beaver

when a guy (or girl) eats out (performs oral sex on) a female.

eddie munched on that beaver of stacy's on saturday.

by woeisme May 27, 2006

munched off

Bit into 2 or more penises in a gangbang

She munched off the entire rugby team.

by innitblud1000 June 11, 2014

marched

getting dumped after a relationship lasting 2 weeks or less.

Guy 1:me and my girlfriend only went out for 2 weeks and then she broke up with me.
Guy 2: You got marched!

by B-izzle December 24, 2006

munched

squished together

All the forms are now munched into one form.

by Super Jules December 4, 2010