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Munchiez 

A fat white cat who loves to smoke pot and and eat anything in sight. she enjoys her days laying by the window on her back enjoying the breeze. Although munchiez loves to be pet all day and night, if you touch her nipples she will strike fiercely. Munchiez being as fat as she is, she has a hair loss disorder, she never looks bald because she is so hairy which works in her favor because she remains very soft and cute.
Woman: Don't rub up on my nipples or ill go munchiez on your a**!

Man: Ok ok, ill just rub your soft hair.
Munchiez by Saint303JKS July 23, 2011
Words you can keep

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

Cunt Munchie 

When a womans shorts or other clothing gets ate up by her v'ja which is caused by cunt munching usually ending with a cunt wedgy.
Girl what are you doing grabbing at your private area? I got cunt munchie going on.

When the instructor put the safety harness around me it gave me a major cunt munchie
Cunt Munchie by ashane June 14, 2016

Turd munchies 

When you drop a massive turd and feel hungry afterwards.
Tim ate all of the pizza because he had the turd munchies after dropping a huge deuce.

Little Munchie 

A crazy, procrastinating little bastard that loves weed, acid, and shrooms.
"Damn it Little Munchie! Why didn't you save any weed for me?"
Little Munchie by PCBPCBPCB May 5, 2009

Merfle Munchies! 

A website containing artwork of baby dragons designed to look like stylized desserts, they are usually called "Dessert dragon whelps".
baby food dessert whelp dragon Merfle Munchies! merfle munchie merfle
Merfle Munchies! by Sixthleafclover December 15, 2010

carpet munchies 

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.
Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!
carpet munchies by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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