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Desserts are women that are wifey material. Snacks are side chicks, meals are girlfriends. And desserts are wifey. It’s what you get when you’ve earned it.
I’m not a snack or a meal, I’m dessert!
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by Littlemeagan November 03, 2018
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1. The fourth "meal" of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"

3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).

1. That dessert was bomb diggity. Fuck Taco Bell's fourth meal.

2. Damn you chocolately brownie explosion!

3. That McFlurry killed Grandpa!
by Swandizzle March 25, 2008
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the consummation of a fully satiating one-time-only date; i.e., dinner...sex
The night was almost complete, all it needed was little dessert upstairs.
by tomshray August 04, 2009
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If one says that they want to 'buy you a dessert', they're insinuating sexual (usually female on female) interest.
"Oh Lisa! Won't you buy me a dessert?"
"Of course Sarah!"
by francaiseviolon May 11, 2009
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An extremly good looking person of the opposite sex. As good as pie.
I gotta have that chick for desert.
by Said February 04, 2003
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