Desserts are women that are wifey material. Snacks are side chicks, meals are girlfriends. And desserts are wifey. It’s what you get when you’ve earned it.

Lickable Vagina

1. The fourth "meal" of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"

3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).

the consummation of a fully satiating one-time-only date; i.e., dinner...sex

If one says that they want to 'buy you a dessert', they're insinuating sexual (usually female on female) interest.

When you cover a girl in whipped cream and lick it all off.

An extremly good looking person of the opposite sex. As good as pie.