Desserts are women that are wifey material. Snacks are side chicks, meals are girlfriends. And desserts are wifey. It’s what you get when you’ve earned it.
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If one says that they want to 'buy you a dessert', they're insinuating sexual (usually female on female) interest.
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1. The fourth "meal" of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"
3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).
2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"
3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).
1. That dessert was bomb diggity. Fuck Taco Bell's fourth meal.
2. Damn you chocolately brownie explosion!
3. That McFlurry killed Grandpa!
2. Damn you chocolately brownie explosion!
3. That McFlurry killed Grandpa!
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by Lemon Twisty Boy February 03, 2004
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