mumter

A mother who thinks she's way better looking than she is but is actually over 50 and past her prime

"My mumter tried to pull a 20 year old man at revs last night can you believe it"

by Cheryl Fucking Blossom November 5, 2021

Munter

Term used to describe an unattractive, unkempt and/or unsanitary woman. An example could be a homeless, drug addled street hooker.

A scruffy dirty, ugly appearance. Such as a homeless prostitute that doesn't shower, change clothes etc.

An alternative word to the likes of minger, minga, stinker, mutt, dog, witch, sket, slag, trout, harlot, ho, trollop etc

Did you see that girl at dancing with Dave last night? A total munter!

by Llewelyn Dowd October 20, 2022

ich hab deine mutter in oarsch gefickt

best german thing to say when you’re loosing an argument

“I’ve won in the lottery recently!” “Who” “Me” “No, who asked” “Ich hab deine Mutter in oarsch gefickt”

by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021

mutterficker

Motherfucker in German

du verdammter Mutterficker
(you damn motherfucker)

by Armin G. From L.A. February 29, 2004

munter gatherer

a man with a reputation for bedding ugly women.

*did you see that bird Steve went home with last night?

*Christ yeah, he's a right munter gatherer that one.

by hawaiian sam December 9, 2008

Mutered

(Myoo, turd) This affliction only applies to males. It occurs when one is struck in the genitalia by a T.V. remote control.

Logan was screaming bloody murder because he was accidentally mutered by CJ.

Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Mom: What in the world is going on in here?
CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident

by THE Grute Man April 27, 2009

Mutterlicious

Some one with a small penis who is usually fat and lives in their moms basement eating deep fried twinkies, and has a computer full of gay porn.

That man is mutterlicious all he does is eat his deep fried twinkies on his moms basement.

by poopofthepoops October 2, 2010