Mutered

(Myoo, turd) This affliction only applies to males. It occurs when one is struck in the genitalia by a T.V. remote control.

Logan was screaming bloody murder because he was accidentally mutered by CJ.

Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Mom: What in the world is going on in here?
CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident

by THE Grute Man April 27, 2009

muter

Someone who is capable of talking but always seems to choose not to.

Look at that guy in the corner, what a muter.

by Makutu August 30, 2005

Muter

One who commutes to a college or university.

"Hey, those muters are totally not as cool as us rezzies."

by Matt Kerstetter November 20, 2006

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by Gharglar March 16, 2004

Muff Muter

The female version of cock blocking. When one girl cock blocks another girl.

As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."

by MrZero May 18, 2009

Muter

To mute or silence.

I used a muter to silence the noise.

by hemipwr54 June 28, 2018

self muterating

When one is speaking on a conference call, but no one can hear them because they are on mute.

On the call, we asked Joe a question, but we couldn't hear his reply because he was self muterating.

by Cpt Jake Hammerkill July 13, 2015