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When you blow of the daughter and you get her mothers number.
Rocky: Did you get her number, bro?

Tillman: No but her mom was so hot, i had to get that mumber.
Mumber by maple frog August 11, 2010
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A shortened way to say "your mom's number"
"Hey! Can my mom get your mumber?"
Mumber by cnwivbeowrvlwnetrbnrn November 16, 2014
Hey, you mumber, give me your lunch money!
Mumber by ObamaObamist February 19, 2020
a person obsessed with talking about mothers
"I'm a mumber, and I talk about other individual's mother's pretty much all day long"
Mumber by Billy Gomez the 10th November 18, 2020

Lowres Member

Creatures from the lowest pit of hell. Obsessed with cum and lolis and obviously low resolution memes. There's no saving them.
Guy1: Have you heard anything about **** lately?
Guy2: I heard he became a Lowres Member.
Guy1: Oh lowd, he needs to be erased.
Lowres Member by Roswaal October 20, 2022

upstanding member 

Kat says Tony is a Upstanding Member

The bonus is he is a productive Member
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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