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Someone who likes to munt things. He/she who munts is a munter.
Johno is such a cunt munter.
by Morkus Morkus August 12, 2018
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A woman of such hidious physical apperance that one would rather scour ones eyes out than snatch a glimps of her. So deformed and devoid of any attractive atributes that to beat her to death with her own shoes would be an act of mercy and deemable of a sainthood.
You are what you eat, and munters have eaten all the ugly people they could find!
'jesus carl.. that bird you pulled last night was all the munter in the world. She looked like her body had a reaction to her arse and prollapsed her colon through her neck..'
by ozzy3000 August 04, 2006
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Most often used to describe an incredibly unattractive female who you wouldn't touch with a shitty stick.

Sometimes pronounced "mun'er" with a Glottal stop in scotland
I widnae dae her, she's a fuckin' munter!
by harvey February 18, 2005
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A girl who is horrideoulsy revolting, may even crash your computer screen while viewing her facebook profile
"Eurghh have you seen that girl Verity"
Y"eah i know shes a right munter! She probably comes from Munterville"
by Marwandon December 05, 2011
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A particularly ugly young lady. Can also be used as a verb, see example.
She's a bit of a munter. She munts for England. She's so ugly, she'd get gold everytime if munting was an Olympic sport.
by Alistair Ward April 07, 2004
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a girl unblessed by the beauty fairy
"O my god! did you see the right munter kevin picked up last night"
by Jaki Jordan August 20, 2005
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