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mumberfuck 

A mumberfuck is someone is beyond the point of stupidity so you need something hard hitting. When you have asked a clear question and the person just completely misses the point, making you have to ask them multiple more times, leading you to need a curse word.
Ex: your sister isn’t answering you and she is sitting in the same room as you so you text her and she answers something stupid.
Sister: im in the chair
You: WELL ARE YOU SLEEPING THERE MUMBERFUCK!
mumberfuck by miss.dna September 19, 2022
Words you can keep

muggerfucker 

Someone who takes your mug in the office and uses it as if it was their own
Darren is using my mug again he is a right muggerfucker
muggerfucker by DrRolf May 24, 2013

mumblefuck 

An unintelligible answer to a simple direct question.
My car salesman gave me a mumblefuck answer when I asked if the car was ever used as a taxi cab?

mumblefuck by BigjonnyC January 19, 2008

mutherfucker 

Cap the mutherfucker.
mutherfucker by Frank Booth March 19, 2007

munterfucker

a guy who allways fucks ugly women aka munters. he thinks they're beautifull, until his mates tell him they're fugly. his taste cannot be changed, how hard you may try, he'll allways end up fucking a munter.
have you seen lander's new GF? that guy is a sick munterfucker !
munterfucker by omfgrofl January 17, 2009

Lumberfuck 

The act of filling a girl's vagina with sticks while wearing a flannel shirt.
"I lumberfucked the hell out of my girl."
"Were you wearing a flannel shirt?"
"No."
"Doesn't count, you just shoved a bunch of sticks in you girls pussy for no reason freak."
Lumberfuck by diarrhea mouth? January 6, 2010

murderfuck 

1. noun: A rape and murder committed essentially as part of a single criminal event
"She's Dead. They found her naked in a dumpster with a lot of semen in her vagina. Looks like another murderfuck."
murderfuck by Phil_INTJ December 7, 2006
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