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cumberfuck 

This situation is such a cumberfuck
cumberfuck by TriniLB June 18, 2017
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cumberfuck 

"cumberfuck" is when a female or male fucks themself with a cucumber. just a cucumber nothing else. maybe even during intercourse.
"yo, this girl was talking to me act cumberfucking, we was meeting up to fuck and she whipped out a cucumber and stuck it up my ass, ngl if felt good!"

"shit dude she's wildin n so are you!"

cumbermusk 

The scent of the beautiful and amazing actor Benedict Cumberbatch. But be warned, too much cumbermusk shall kill you as it is suffocatingly wonderful.
I walked past Benedict Cumberbatch and got a whiff of his cumbermusk.
cumbermusk by Cumberbitch4eva<3 January 10, 2017

cyberfucked 

When there is a glitch happening in a videogame that looks out of place.
What is that car doing to that truck?

They are bouncing up and down inside of each other.
We are getting cyberfucked. *walks away in GTA RP*
cyberfucked by Kaylon1 March 23, 2021

clubberfuck 

When something is fucked beyond comprehension. Can also be used to describe an unidentified being or object which bares no resemblance to anything known to humanity.

Being a versatile word, it can additionally be used to curse.
"It's a frikken clubberfuck!"
"In the distance, right over there. The hell is that clubberfuck?!"
"Clubberfuck that duck!"
clubberfuck by RealFreaq April 10, 2015

cunterfuck 

Someone who is an annoying son of a bitch.
John is a cunterfuck.
cunterfuck by Mr. T May 5, 2004

Lumberfuck 

The act of filling a girl's vagina with sticks while wearing a flannel shirt.
"I lumberfucked the hell out of my girl."
"Were you wearing a flannel shirt?"
"No."
"Doesn't count, you just shoved a bunch of sticks in you girls pussy for no reason freak."
Lumberfuck by diarrhea mouth? January 6, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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