Lander

A name given to those who "land" on a lot of women. To be more specific, as much as every single woman in existence.

Man 1: Lander really lives by his name! He has slept with every single girl on earth!

Man 2: On earth? Rumours tell that he'll be "landing" on Mars soon!
Man 1:Well, he has my blessing. That guy has one hell of an endurance.

by Chainsaw_Vader June 21, 2011

Lander

A name giving to the sweetest and kindest boy in the word. His voice gives those who talk to him butterflies, and eyes intently fall on him when he enters any room. He gives love and affection to those who they actually care for. They are willing to give everything up for the ones they love if they have to. They are very VERY sexy as well knowing just what to say to get a girl to go crazy for them.

girl 1; "Omg is that Lander?"
girl 2; "He's so fine, OMG"

by Cutie2014 March 22, 2023

Lander

Lander is Danish slang for "Calender", where one would write information on important dates such as work schedules.

Vickee forgot when she was supposed to be at work because she doesnt believe in "Landers"

by Dnwlsh April 10, 2009

lander

A long thin stick used for writing, doodling, or drawing in outdoor settings.

See also Sealander (writing in the sand) and Elander (writing in dirt)

The little boy doodled in the cement with a lander.

by zantern July 20, 2008

Lander

Someone that is created in drawings and isn't real and is made by the person who wrote this. Lander is a mischievous man, often partaking in a small amount of trolling and maybe getting into intense fights. He wears a mask to hide some scars, and the mask makes him look angry all the time. He is also a speed runner and loves horror games.

Person: "so, who is he and what does he like to do??"
Me: "it's lander and he is very mischievous and loves games"
Person: "wish I knew someone like that"

by Lander,themultipersonalityman February 18, 2022

lander

The act of cumming without intention or

If I ever met Becky in real life I'd lander all over myself.

by Oskfred January 3, 2017

Lander

A Lander is a person you can always rely on. A good friend, a better partner. They can be defined by their ability to tolerate, or even love your worst aspects, especially when you can't stand them yourself. Anything could happen in life, and you could still find yourself loving them. Even if you don’t know how to reverse mistakes, you would still wish for Lander to stay in your life, especially when you realize how much you could miss them.

“You’ll regret not having Lander in your life, so don’t mess it up.”

by geesestay July 4, 2025