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murderfuck 

1. noun: A rape and murder committed essentially as part of a single criminal event
"She's Dead. They found her naked in a dumpster with a lot of semen in her vagina. Looks like another murderfuck."
murderfuck by Phil_INTJ December 7, 2006
Words you can keep

Murderfuck 

When you stab someone and then proceed to fuck them in the hole you stabbed them in.
The detective said in a hushed voice "When we came through the door he pulled his crimson colored dick out of her stomach. Looks like he stabbed the now dead woman and murderfucked her."
Murderfuck by DapperGent July 19, 2018

MurderFuck 

To fuck so ferociously that one may mistake it for rape and murder if seen doing it. Usually involves intense choking, throating, sodomy, and all other sorts of holy & unholyness(see what i did there).
I would MurderFuck anything Venezuelan and under 5'2".

These hoes love to get MurderFucked these days.
MurderFuck by Albertsteven215 November 5, 2018

Murderfuck 

A word used when one is so exasperated that he or she has nothing else to say. The most serious of all interjections.
I just got shot in the dick, ahh murderfuck!

The Look of MurderFuck 

“The look you give someone when you want to murder them and sexually violate their corpse so their soul can’t go to heaven.” - Sean Patton
He looked at me with the look of murderfuck.

attempted-murderfuck 

When you attempt and fail at the act of murderfucking. Also, a vengeful hatefuck, possibly placing the victim in a near death type of situation.
Ronald - Lorrie cheated on me, so I tried to fuck her to death. But in the end all I could manage to give her was the attempted-murderfuck.
Bruce - I bet you feel like a failure.

Ronald - Absolutely Bruce.

William Murderface

The self-hating bass player from the band Dethklok. He plays a Gibson Thunderbird Studio 5-string and his bass playing is usually mixed out completely. He speaks with a heavy lisp.
Murderface's father killed his wife with a chainsaw before turning it upon himself in front of Murderface in a grisly murder-suicide when he was a baby. He also has an extreme hatred for Dr. Rockso.
William Murderface: "I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants. That's what I did today"
William Murderface by Krazy Riddens October 15, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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