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Adj.

Progression:
brain dead-> vegetable-> mustarded-> retarded-> slow-> average-> intelligent-> genius

Of seemingly average intelligence but in fact so mystifyingly stupid that even retarded individuals comment. Often accompanied by the hubris of thinking one is God's gift to everything; A certain path to a Darwin Award.
His friends commented on how Mustarded it was when he ate shit trying to skate down The Hill.
Mustarded by Attmay Ustardmay September 17, 2006

Maynarded 

When a billy backtracker decides not to fulfill a bet they lost as they now believe it to have never happened. Normally delivered by a deluded cave dweller who spent said bet money on travelodges and protein shakes. Majority hail from the MUFC fan base and have a heavy affiliation with social media.
Can't believe I was Maynarded by that cunt last night!

mehtarded 

The inability to function due to apathy
"Don't bother asking Gary to help, he's been whiny and mehtarded all day."
mehtarded by kashank December 20, 2016

Mustarded Erdogan 

1 -- N. A turkish guy or girl that took a hurtful cock in the ass.
2 -- N. A turkish guy that you made dumbass.
Julian said me : "I sold him a flower pot for 50 dollars. He's so a mustarded Erdogan !"

"Oh yes !! Make me become a mustarded Erdogan !! Yesss !!
Mustarded Erdogan by Kazraël November 26, 2016
a cross between munted and retarded.
"err, that kid over there is majorly muntarded!"
"WHAT A MUNTARD! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST MUNTARD I'VE EVER SEEN!"
muntarded by livv November 20, 2007

Menarded 

A customer at Menards who is so stupid, retarded, or idiotic that he/she should not be aloud to bread, let alone build a house. This person is usually pissing off all the employees that work there and under any other circumstances would be punched in the face.
Hey (Insert fellow employee's name), Can you believe a guest asked me if he could put Flooring tile over his carpet? Wow he is fucking menarded!!
Menarded by Great White Bear June 29, 2011