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Maynarded 

When a billy backtracker decides not to fulfill a bet they lost as they now believe it to have never happened. Normally delivered by a deluded cave dweller who spent said bet money on travelodges and protein shakes. Majority hail from the MUFC fan base and have a heavy affiliation with social media.
Can't believe I was Maynarded by that cunt last night!
Maynarded by Whatsupbitches May 24, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
A word once derived from the jungles of africa to describe destruction due to the hungness of an elephant, the human african males were thought to have somehow inherited this gracious gift and had a reputation of injuring other females. This tool was also used for protection to chase away other predators!
check out that that girl over there in that wheelchair shes just been mayared!
Mayared by Bongoe December 18, 2011

Good stuff, Maynard! 

Originally used in "The Many Lives of Dobie Gillis" a sit-com that ran from 1959 to 1963. The main character, Dobie Gillis, used it when talking with Maynard G. Krebs. Krebs was played by Bob Denver, who later became known as Gilligan of Gilligan's Island. The line was later used in a Malt-O Meal commercial.
"Hey, look how he fixed that! That's good stuff, Maynard!"
Good stuff, Maynard! by Aggie80 July 12, 2017

Maynard, Yeah!

An expression one would use when exited or after compulsively shitting thou pants.

Or used by an individual who has a rail to use.
Won won: I just killed your dog.
Roonie: Maynard, Yeah! I never liked hemart anyways!!!
Maynard, Yeah! by Jimothy Adams November 12, 2020

jack maynard

Jack Maynard is a British YouTuber with a large subscription of people that vary in age,race, culture and ethnicity. Jack Maynard is very attractive to his fans. He has two siblings a younger sister Anna Maynard and a older brother Conor Maynard (who is a singer with a great voice).
'did you see Jack Maynard's new video it's very good and he is soo cute! '

'yes I didn't even know that he has a older brother who is a singer '
jack maynard by Liv does fitness December 28, 2016

maynard james keenan 

Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"
maynard james keenan by Dan January 14, 2005

maynard james keenan 

The best artist bar none. Maynard
combines a powerful lyrical set with
harmonicly chilling vocals. An amazing
artist.
example.... ?
maynard james keenan by glaive December 27, 2003
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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