Menarded 

A customer at Menards who is so stupid, retarded, or idiotic that he/she should not be aloud to bread, let alone build a house. This person is usually pissing off all the employees that work there and under any other circumstances would be punched in the face.

Hey (Insert fellow employee's name), Can you believe a guest asked me if he could put Flooring tile over his carpet? Wow he is fucking menarded!!

Menarded by Great White Bear June 29, 2011

menarded 

being messed up and retarded

that book I borrowed from you was all menarded.

menarded by starlitsoul August 6, 2008

Rentally Metarded

Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.

Dang, that kid just forgot his shoes. He's rentally metarded.

Rentally Metarded by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006

Metarded 

The inability to efficiently utilize the Washington Metro, mainly due to unfamiliarity with mass transit systems.

Examples of Metarded including riding the travel several stops in the wrong direction, switching trains at the Arlington Cemetery stop, and frequently missing,"doors closing, step back," by 30 seconds or less.

Metarded by Mrpresident1776 April 11, 2012

Menarted 

Men'ar'ted muh-nar-ted Combination of the words Mentally & Retarded
Adverb
Origin:(2009-2010) By Missy Cruz

From:Latin Mentalis -from Latin Mens(mind),
Retard late 15c., from Fr. retarder (13c.), from L. retardare

1:To be with out Mind Intellect and Delayed

2:A person who is stupid

I was sitting at a table and some kids came over and started being Menarted

Menarted by Missy Cruz August 22, 2010

Metarded 

acknowledgeing your own idiocracy.

I am sooooo metarded for forgetting my birthday when ther is a party in my name

Metarded by Exiene July 12, 2012

manarded

Similar to retarded, but only used to talk about yourself, as in the example below.

GOOD - I'm manarded
BAD - You're manarded

manarded by A guy December 6, 2004