monarded 

This word was made when a friend got so drunk ' he puked and shit himself ' his last name was monard

He or she was so drunk they shit all over the place

He is fucken monarded

monarded by a guy who saw this .... January 8, 2014

motarded

Socially retarded, lacking any social skill.

Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

motarded by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008

motarded

Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.

Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

motarded by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006

Montarded 

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.

Mitch is seriously montarded.

Montarded by chad2009 February 9, 2009

motarded

most retarded

That hillbilly used a screen door for a gate. Isn't that just motarded?

motarded by staticbrain August 17, 2009

Motarded

When a person performs his/her job or task with such a high level of motivation it makes them appear retarded. Motivated-Retarded.

Scene: One army platoon has guard shift.

Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?

Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!

Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.

Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.

Motarded by PICK-your-VAN-KOOP January 22, 2011

motarded

Someone who is more retarded.

I dislike certain bands based on drugs and not their music.

motarded by The Boy October 5, 2004