manarded

Similar to retarded, but only used to talk about yourself, as in the example below.

GOOD - I'm manarded
BAD - You're manarded

manarded by A guy December 6, 2004

Mantarded 

(adjective)

Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.

A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"

Sally: I hate this fucking gray nasty weather. I'm gonna go stab somebunny...BRB

John: I got a RedSox app

Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!

Mantarded by justacomma December 2, 2010

Maynarded 

When a billy backtracker decides not to fulfill a bet they lost as they now believe it to have never happened. Normally delivered by a deluded cave dweller who spent said bet money on travelodges and protein shakes. Majority hail from the MUFC fan base and have a heavy affiliation with social media.

Can't believe I was Maynarded by that cunt last night!

Maynarded by Whatsupbitches May 24, 2017

Menarded 

A customer at Menards who is so stupid, retarded, or idiotic that he/she should not be aloud to bread, let alone build a house. This person is usually pissing off all the employees that work there and under any other circumstances would be punched in the face.

Hey (Insert fellow employee's name), Can you believe a guest asked me if he could put Flooring tile over his carpet? Wow he is fucking menarded!!

Menarded by Great White Bear June 29, 2011

matarded

a person who is so dumb they can't even say what they are.

your so frikin matarded!!!

matarded by stew pididiot December 3, 2007

menarded 

being messed up and retarded

that book I borrowed from you was all menarded.

menarded by starlitsoul August 6, 2008

matarded

Adjective. The status of being highly intoxicated and saying and doing stupid things, but still being the life of the party.

Larry: Dude I was so messed up last night. I hope I didn't say or do anything I'm gonna regret.

Bradley: Yeah actually you got naked in front of everyone. You were pretty matarded.

matarded by D-Money-Maorty September 12, 2011