mufflebob
When a man sits in the corner and cries with his head in a pillow while a woman he was planning on sleeping with fucks someone else.
mufflebob by Melissa Joan Heart December 19, 2016
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Mufflebate
Me and my friend were looking for a runaway dog when we saw a guy park his truck so my friend decided to Mufflebate
Mufflebate by Sir.Fartsalot September 20, 2012
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Canine Mufflehouse
A specially constructed, hi-tech doghouse invented to effectively prevent neighbors from having their sleep destroyed by your obnoxious little outdoor yapper.
I picked up the Canine Mufflehouse right before my neighbors, who had apparently joined forces to have me taken deep into the desert with Fifi, made their move!
Canine Mufflehouse by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019
mufflebuffin
Hey dude, did you see that girl? She was totally mufflebuffin.
Oi, watch me mufflebuff that hot girl over there.
She was totally mufflebuffed
She was a total mufflebuff (noun)
Oi, watch me mufflebuff that hot girl over there.
She was totally mufflebuffed
She was a total mufflebuff (noun)
mufflebuffin by Amazing Mike March 16, 2008
mufflebaby
mufflebaby by ehhhh412 April 6, 2011
Mufflebaby
1.A person who has committed a party foul
2. Someone who is a debbie-downer, anti-social, a loser
3. A person who ruins party's
4. Someone who does not know how to have a good time
5. Someone who is a wallflower
2. Someone who is a debbie-downer, anti-social, a loser
3. A person who ruins party's
4. Someone who does not know how to have a good time
5. Someone who is a wallflower
Juan decided to stay in and do homework instead of coming out with us on Saturday; He is such a mufflebaby.
Dan forgot to buy the cups for the root game, he is such a mufflebaby.
Dan forgot to buy the cups for the root game, he is such a mufflebaby.
Mufflebaby by Team Honda Civic April 6, 2011
mufflebuffin
Hey dude, did you see that girl? She was totally mufflebuffin.
Oi, watch me mufflebuff that hot girl over there.
She was totally mufflebuffed
She was a total mufflebuff (noun)
Oi, watch me mufflebuff that hot girl over there.
She was totally mufflebuffed
She was a total mufflebuff (noun)
mufflebuffin by Amazing Mike March 17, 2008
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