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a theoretical bag in which females are chosen for situations such as dates or booty calls.
Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."

Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."
by bronerfactory December 04, 2009
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