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Yap Mufflehat 

A large and foolish hat that when affixed to a dog’s head, succeeds in embarrassing the yapping canine thereby effectively causing a cessation in barking.
I bought my nextdoor neighbors, whom we refer to as the Noisetards, a charming Yap Mufflehat for their yappiest pooch and amazingly it seems to have silenced them all!
Yap Mufflehat by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019
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mufflestein 

A mufflestein is a woman with a muff (vagina) so hairy that it strikes fear into the hearts of men unfortunate enough to have seen it. She is well past the point of being a simple "muffy" and most likely has a hairy asshole as well.
Random #1: That girl's a muff.
Random #2: No, man, she is THE muff. She is Mufflestein.
mufflestein by UDFlyer September 11, 2007

mufflebaby

someone who commits a party foul.

someone who is boring, or a downer.
Lionel won't take this shot with us. He's being such a mufflebaby.
mufflebaby by ehhhh412 April 6, 2011

Mufflebaby

1.A person who has committed a party foul
2. Someone who is a debbie-downer, anti-social, a loser
3. A person who ruins party's
4. Someone who does not know how to have a good time
5. Someone who is a wallflower
Juan decided to stay in and do homework instead of coming out with us on Saturday; He is such a mufflebaby.

Dan forgot to buy the cups for the root game, he is such a mufflebaby.
Mufflebaby by Team Honda Civic April 6, 2011

musclebate

to masturbate in order to have muscular arms and chest
emma: wow brad, how'd you get such muscular arms and chest?!

brad: oh, you know, i musclebate and such...
musclebate by blazin_HAWK May 2, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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