A large and foolish hat that when affixed to a dog’s head, succeeds in embarrassing the yapping canine thereby effectively causing a cessation in barking.
I bought my nextdoor neighbors, whom we refer to as the Noisetards, a charmingYap Mufflehat for their yappiest pooch and amazingly it seems to have silenced them all!
A mufflestein is a woman with a muff (vagina) so hairy that it strikes fear into the hearts of men unfortunate enough to have seen it. She is well past the point of being a simple "muffy" and most likely has a hairy asshole as well.
Random #1: That girl's a muff.
Random #2: No, man, she is THE muff. She is Mufflestein.
1.A person who has committed a party foul
2. Someone who is a debbie-downer, anti-social, a loser
3. A person who ruins party's
4. Someone who does not know how to have a good time
5. Someone who is a wallflower
Juan decided to stay in and do homework instead of coming out with us on Saturday; He is such a mufflebaby.
Dan forgot to buy the cups for the root game, he is such a mufflebaby.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.