muffdive
muffdive by Robert E. Porter April 3, 2006
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muffdive
To descend upon the muff(s) in question in a thermally ascending manner, partaking with great ravishment of the toe belonging to ruminant mammals of the genus Camelus. This will usually cause the aforementhioned muff to quiver most uncontrollably while exuding large amounts of succulent lubricating liquids.
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Buttside-muffdive
buttside-muffdive, is when a woman lays on her belly,side or squatting and the man/woman enters face first from the crack of the butt and commences to lick her pussy.
Buttside-muffdive by Dms79 December 12, 2017
marinara muff dive
The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.
marinara muff dive by Mufftruck November 12, 2016
muff dive
muffdiving
(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.
muffdiving by Robert E. Porter April 8, 2006
Muffdiver
Muffdiver by CabbagePinch July 6, 2018
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