muffdive 

(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.

I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."

muffdive by Robert E. Porter April 3, 2006

muffdive 

To descend upon the muff(s) in question in a thermally ascending manner, partaking with great ravishment of the toe belonging to ruminant mammals of the genus Camelus. This will usually cause the aforementhioned muff to quiver most uncontrollably while exuding large amounts of succulent lubricating liquids.

Muffdiving was solely a gentlemans sport until the last century.

muffdive by pimp0r January 19, 2004

Buttside-muffdive 

buttside-muffdive, is when a woman lays on her belly,side or squatting and the man/woman enters face first from the crack of the butt and commences to lick her pussy.

Jill got into position for John to attempt the infamous buttside-muffdive.

Buttside-muffdive by Dms79 December 12, 2017

marinara muff dive 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.

Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!

marinara muff dive by Mufftruck November 12, 2016

muff dive 

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

muff dive by matthew December 31, 2003

muffdiving 

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.

"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."

muffdiving by Robert E. Porter April 8, 2006

Muffdiver 

A muffdiver is someone who will go down on a muff.

“I heard Brandon went down on Cameron’s muff the other day.”

“I never knew he was a muffdiver.”

Muffdiver by CabbagePinch July 6, 2018