muffdive

(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.

I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."

by Robert E. Porter April 3, 2006

muffdiving

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.

"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."

by Robert E. Porter April 8, 2006

muffdive

To descend upon the muff(s) in question in a thermally ascending manner, partaking with great ravishment of the toe belonging to ruminant mammals of the genus Camelus. This will usually cause the aforementhioned muff to quiver most uncontrollably while exuding large amounts of succulent lubricating liquids.

Muffdiving was solely a gentlemans sport until the last century.

by pimp0r January 19, 2004

Muffdiver

A muffdiver is someone who will go down on a muff.

“I heard Brandon went down on Cameron’s muff the other day.”

“I never knew he was a muffdiver.”

by CabbagePinch July 6, 2018

muffdiver

One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female.
Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc

That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver

by wulf February 15, 2003

muffdiving

the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time

hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

muffdiving

Lesbian oral sex

Me and my horny girlfriend go muffdiving to kill the time

by Craven Morhead May 31, 2003