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muffdiving 

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.
"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."
muffdiving by Robert E. Porter April 8, 2006
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muffdiving 

the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time
hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!

muffdiving 

Me and my horny girlfriend go muffdiving to kill the time
muffdiving by Craven Morhead May 31, 2003

muffdiving 

The act of eating out rob taylor's butthole.
I was muffdiving last night and found a can of diet sprite.
muffdiving by Roberta s June 22, 2010

Jewish Muffdiving 

when a man uses his tongue to pleasure a hairy jewish womans snatch.
My mouth was full of pubic hair after a long hard night of Jewish Muffdiving your mother.

muff-diving 

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.
muff-diving by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015

Muff Diving 

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy
Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!
Muff Diving by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002
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