muff dust
When you go down on a woman who has not had sex for years. You open up the pastrami flaps and out comes a puff of dust.
muff dust by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006
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Dust in the Muff
After banging your partner, you turn on the dust ridden ceiling fan for all of the dust to fly off on the bed, but most importantly, her muff.
I accidentally pulled a dust in the muff on my girl last night and she told me she wasn't a fucking swiffer and left.
Dust in the Muff by lexxluthorr February 6, 2022
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Muff Duster
An individual who loves veteran vagina, you know, the kind that hasnt had much loving for quite some time.
Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.
Muff Duster by Stevie Y January 24, 2005
Muff Dusting
The practice of a female walking by a group of males (or possibly homosexual females) while scantily clad. This process leaves pheromone-rich particles proven by top scientist to induce sexual arousal. Multiple passes are often used to obtain necessary particle density to achieve desired response. Older females (see cougars) are observed to regularly perform multiple muff dusting passes.
“Bro, that cougars been muff dusting! Four times now, I’m gonna go smash and dash”. (See ‘smash and dash’)
Muff Dusting by WaffleTown August 20, 2018
muff dusting
Verb.
A pussyfart that is dropped off to unsuspecting victims as the perpetrator leaves the crime scene.
A pussyfart that is dropped off to unsuspecting victims as the perpetrator leaves the crime scene.
muff dusting by singed nosehair July 30, 2011
muff duster
muff duster by poop jones December 25, 2003
Muff Duster
The pubic hair that gets stuck to your upper lip after preforming oral sex on a woman with a hairy muff.
Muff Duster by Ehdersicboi January 11, 2013
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