muff dust

When you go down on a woman who has not had sex for years. You open up the pastrami flaps and out comes a puff of dust.

Last night - I hooked up with that MILF and when I went down on her - out came a puff of muff dust.

by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

Dust in the Muff

After banging your partner, you turn on the dust ridden ceiling fan for all of the dust to fly off on the bed, but most importantly, her muff.

I accidentally pulled a dust in the muff on my girl last night and she told me she wasn't a fucking swiffer and left.

by lexxluthorr February 6, 2022

Muff Duster

An individual who loves veteran vagina, you know, the kind that hasnt had much loving for quite some time.

Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.

by Stevie Y January 24, 2005

Muff Dusting

The practice of a female walking by a group of males (or possibly homosexual females) while scantily clad. This process leaves pheromone-rich particles proven by top scientist to induce sexual arousal. Multiple passes are often used to obtain necessary particle density to achieve desired response. Older females (see cougars) are observed to regularly perform multiple muff dusting passes.

“Bro, that cougars been muff dusting! Four times now, I’m gonna go smash and dash”. (See ‘smash and dash’)

by WaffleTown August 20, 2018

muff dusting

Verb.
A pussyfart that is dropped off to unsuspecting victims as the perpetrator leaves the crime scene.

I had to dump her after a rancid muff dusting left me blind in one eye.

by singed nosehair July 30, 2011

muff duster

Jodie Foster(lezbo)

Jodie Foster is such a muff duster.

by poop jones December 25, 2003

Muff Duster

The pubic hair that gets stuck to your upper lip after preforming oral sex on a woman with a hairy muff.

"I heard that Mike got a Muff Duster after eating out Teresa"

by Ehdersicboi January 11, 2013